That's it! I've solved the world's problems.

[cjsmith]

I hear of a clinic doing breast reductions on Tuesdays and augmentations on Wednesdays. Some people undergo fertility treatments while others get sterilized. I love to run and can't 'cause of feet, and a friend of mine loves to swim and can't 'cause of a shoulder. (I oughta swim; she's supposed to run.)

If we took all the problems of the world and simply reassigned them to different people I bet the world would be a happier place!

(Granted, implementation's a bitch. Don't pester me with such inconsequential details.)

Comments

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

I thought you were going to propose some sort of body part swapping clinic when I first started reading this. :-)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yeah, most of the stuff I thought of was body-related, but that's mainly because problems external to oneself tend to lend themselves to actual solutions. :-)