This week's Friday Five

Friday, February 1st, 2002 04:57 pm
Here are the questions. Warning: some answers may be queasymaking.
1. Have you ever had braces? Any other teeth trauma?
2. Ever broken any bones?
3. Ever had stitches?
4. What are the stories behind some of your [physical] scars?
5. How do you plan to spend your weekend?

The answers:

1. Have you ever had braces? Any other teeth trauma?

Yes, I had braces for over three years, two retainers for a couple years after that, and one retainer stayed on for a third year or so. Before braces, I had two rows of lower teeth and very bad buck teeth on top. I joke that I got Dad's teeth (he's six foot one) and Mom's jaw (she's five feet flat). Four teeth were removed before starting orthodontic work -- my first general anaesthesia. After braces, I broke the wire on my upper retainer, probably by chewing on it in my sleep or something. The sharp end didn't even hurt; by then my cheeks were all callused. But when twanged, it rang a perfect G. When my orthodontist replaced the retainer I had to buy a pitch pipe.

Much later, my wisdom teeth came in and I began systematically chewing up the inside of my face. The wisdom teeth were too far out laterally, because they hadn't had braces, so I often couldn't avoid chewing my cheeks. I developed a funny little ritual for closing my mouth safely. There was also not enough room for the wisdom teeth, so they were far enough back that I could actually bite the bit of tissue that connects the upper to the lower jaw, BEHIND most people's teeth. I had the wisdom teeth out last fall (more general anaesthesia). Best thing I ever did for myself medically. They are now in a little envelope on my dresser. Where do people store stuff like this?

2. Ever broken any bones?

Oddly enough, no.

3. Ever had stitches?

Yes, for removal of a "pigmented nevus" that looked suspicious to my doctor. (Turned out to be innocuous.) Had to cancel a rock climbing trip over that one -- too much care required to keep the incision clean, too much bleeding likely, incision way too close to climbing harness. The sensation of getting stitches under local anaesthesia is VERY WEIRD. Poke. Tug tug. Poke. Tug tug.

4. What are the stories behind some of your [physical] scars?

a. Two dots on my inner left elbow: I was very very young, holding the family cat with her forepaws on my arm and her back paws in my other hand. She was enormous when I was that small! My mother arrived through the front door with our BRAND NEW PUPPY. Cat reacted by extending claws. CJ reacted by dropping cat - nice long thin parallel slices all the way to my wrist. The remaining scars are the two dots where her claws initially went in. I forgave her instantly, of course. She did the right thing from her point of view. I just didn't do the right thing myself :-).

b. Tiny diagonal scar above one eyebrow: Was sitting on a bed with my brother and sister, laughing so hard that I threw my torso forward. My forehead hit a decorative rock sculpture thingy. Didn't hurt much but bled like the dickens. My aunt, a nurse, decreed that I didn't need stitches but a butterfly bandage would do.

c. Some small chickenpox scars.

d. Scar below my bikini line: see question about stitches.

e. Round, lumpy, almost-keloidal scar on the back of my left hand: OK, this is embarrassing. I wanted to see what a lye burn was like. So I stuck a pellet to myself with a band-aid. When it started to itch, during the next class period, I removed the band-aid. It did a lot more damage than I expected. I was scared of my parents dismembering me, so I lied and said it had been an accidental spill of a diluted solution that had somehow stayed on me all day without my noticing. The healing process was FASCINATING. At one point I could balance a pencil (with a suitably-rounded eraser head) in the hole. I have two pictures. I only wish I had owned color film at the time, and thought to document the whole progression. I mean, I'm probably not going to get to see it again.

f. Small dots on either side of left nipple: used to be pierced. (Right one still is.)

5. How do you plan to spend your weekend?

Tonight: help two people learn C1 in a "blitz", talk to Rob about house sale and related financial information. Saturday: in Sacramento learning C4. Sunday: our third and final "Christmas". Really.
Friday, February 1st, 2002 05:38 pm (UTC)
e. Round, lumpy, almost-keloidal scar on the back of my left hand: OK, this is embarrassing. I wanted to see what a lye burn was like. So I stuck a pellet to myself with a band-aid. When it started to itch, during the next class period, I removed the band-aid. It did a lot more damage than I expected. I was scared of my parents dismembering me, so I lied and said it had been an accidental spill of a diluted solution that had somehow stayed on me all day without my noticing. The healing process was FASCINATING. At one point I could balance a pencil (with a suitably-rounded eraser head) in the hole. I have two pictures. I only wish I had owned color film at the time, and thought to document the whole progression. I mean, I'm probably not going to get to see it again.

Geek :).
Friday, February 1st, 2002 05:41 pm (UTC)
Geek :).

Yeah well... :-)
Friday, February 1st, 2002 06:00 pm (UTC)
I cut the hell out of my finger just before Thanksgiving. Really sliced it open with a piece of broken earthenware. I didn't have it stitched. I probably should have, but I just bandaged it really well. The healing process fascinated me; the way it healed from the inside, out and from the outside to the middle, watching the scar tissue form. The whole process kept me enthralled for several weeks. I'm weird :).
Friday, February 1st, 2002 06:27 pm (UTC)
I'm weird in the same way! With this lye burn, though, I kept opening it up to see what it looked like underneath. The first one was the oddest, of course, since that's when I took off all the stuff that was once skin, revealing some more stuff that was once musculature or whatever. The chemical reaction did some wild things to all of that. Color, texture, everything was different. Anyhow, I think if I hadn't kept doing that, I'd have had a more modestly-sized scar. Oh well. :-)
Friday, February 1st, 2002 07:11 pm (UTC)
1. No braces. Had a bad cavity in a molar as a boy that didn't get treated until the tooth was necrotic. Hurt like hell for a while. Fortunately, it was a baby tooth and another one grew in after it was pulled.

2. I broke my right arm when I was in the 3rd grade. That's the only bone I know I've broken, though I suspect I may have chipped bones in my hands over time.

3. No stitches. Probably should have a couple of times, but I bandaged the cuts with rags and tape (electric or duct) and kept going. (Sometimes we Marines aren't so smart about this stuff.)

4. Horizontal scar on right leg from a rock cut, obtained while diving for cover from a 'short round' (artillery shell that fell near us, instead of hitting its target). Inch long cut at the base of my left thumb where I caught a knife that had been thrown at me by raising my hand. A few remaining chickenpox scars on my abdomen, almost 40 years old now.

5. Spending tomorrow morning having breakfast with my wife. Then going to the range with Rivka in the afternoon. Staying the night with her, and then back home on Sunday. Sunday afternoon I'll prep for next week's classes, and then spend the evening at home, watching whatever seems interesting on the tube and dinking around online some. Vintage dance on Sunday night.

And CJ? That lye burn you gave yourself ... I don't know whether to admire the girl who did that, or think she was daft. Maybe a little of both.
Friday, February 1st, 2002 09:08 pm (UTC)
1. Have you ever had braces? Any other teeth trauma?

No braces. I have chipped a bit off one bicuspid because a girl did a cannonball into the pool over my head and landed partially on me while I was talking to someone else, and I also had my wisdom teeth cut out. The weird thing is I still have part of a wisdom tooth root in my mouth because it was a mere 9 nm from a major facial nerve and they were afraid of paralyzing me.

2. Ever broken any bones?

Yes. Broke my nose when I was 4 or 5. Had my right ring fingertip smashed in a 3" steel garage door. Lost my fingernail on that one...pretty gross.

3. Ever had stitches?

Yes. For my nose when it got broken. I don't recall any other time, but I think there may have been one other time, something to do with my hand.

4. What are the stories behind some of your [physical] scars?

Near the dimple on my face is a scar from a cat scratch I received while a baby. One scar on my leg is from when I was 7 years old and climbed on a motorboat with my cousin in his backyard. I slipped, and my leg hit something metal sticking out and cut me. Another scar on my leg is from when I was 17 and had a bike accident in Australia when my brakes failed.

5. How do you plan to spend your weekend?

Gee, that's changing the subject...unless I say, "Oh, I plan on getting some new scars...where's that piercing machine?" =p

Saturday afternoon, I'm going to Kiva again -- this time with Robin. Not sure what else we are doing. Sunday afternoon he will go home, and I'll probably do some coding for the distance learning project while [livejournal.com profile] sinboy cleans the apartment up (esp. the mold from hell).