Hobby Swap

[cjsmith]

Here's a swap meet I'd love to go to. Hobby swap! Bring your old hobbies and go home with secondhand hobbies you get from someone else!

I'll probably never make candles again, so I'd bring my books and molds and paraffin and colors. I'll bring my rollerblades with elbow and knee pads. I'll bring my cake decorating books and my collection of fancy icing tips. I might go home with pliers & dowel & a bunch of thick wire to turn into chain mail, or perhaps a power sander, or a beginner's archery bow and arm guard.

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[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I've had both those edifying experiences -- the string along the forearm with the lovely colors that follow, and the sudden sensation that my nipple had been *removed* by that string. YEOW!!

A serious masher bra might help a lot. Y'know, the kind that tuck the boob under the armpit or up under the chin. ;-)