Saturday = Weekend = Clean Feet!

[cjsmith]

"Weekend" means my feet are CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!

After they were washed I had lost three pounds. ;-)

Comments

[kimatha.livejournal.com]

I lost three pounds.

Doesn't surprise me. Those neuromas were ENORMOUS.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! Six pounds, then! :-)

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

I lost three pounds.

From washing your feet? ;-)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I meant to imply. I thought they were bad before I started in on them. Now the phrase archaeological dig seems about right.

[just-cyd.livejournal.com]

YAY for clean feet!!!!!!

and i'll assume congrats are in order for the 3lbs lost? like the others, i'm making all sorts of interesting connections between these two events.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's what I meant. I was joking; I hadn't actually weighed myself. My feet were SOOOOOO NASTY that I figured I removed at least three pounds of yuck.

I should edit this post for clarity, huh?

[just-cyd.livejournal.com]

ok, now it makes more sense! i wasn't quite putting it all together.

are there pictures of your newly clean (and skinnier!) feet?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

But of COURSE! ;-) Before and After (L) / After (R).

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

So where's the picture of the pretty feet??

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

You knew I actually took some, didn't you? :-) Before and After (L) / After (R).

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

Now I have an earworm of Kermit the Frog singing Happy Feet.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

My brain just tried to write a song "Happy Feet" to the tune of "Baby Face."

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

I wanna paint your toenails!

(OK, I'm weird, but your nails look so healthy that they'd look fabulous painted :-)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

They're sturdy toenails. They get long 'cause I don't have shoes to remind me to clip them (any shoe I can put on is way too long). I tend to forget that other people think that clipping toenails is a good grooming habit. :-)

[perfect-autumn.livejournal.com]

They look now that they're clean.

the before, made me go eewww.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they were rather ewww!

[cyan-blue.livejournal.com]

Yay for foot-baths!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Cleanliness is a wonderful thing.

[rampling.livejournal.com]

Yay!!!!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

That was heaven!

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

That was wonderful!