Hammertoe straighteners

[cjsmith]

These things feel REALLY, REALLY WEIRD to wear.

Comments

[lesliepear.livejournal.com]

They look weird. But if they help...

I have curled toes also. But they don't hurt.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether mine are contributing to the metatarsal pain. I figure I'll try straightening 'em out just in case.

I feel like I'm debugging a program that I can't edit, can't run in the debugger, and can't discuss with the developer. I google and get snippets of the documentation; some is wrong and some is misleading. I run testcases and see what happens. Then I try to put the poor thing in an environment where the bug won't show up. :-)

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, that's a great analogy!

Does that thing hurt when you walk, or anything?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I want to upgrade to the less-buggy latest release!! :-)

So far it just feels sort of wrong.

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

Something I've heard for years: Beware the .0 release version!

Maybe you have Human Feet 3.0 or something. Where's the patch? ;-)

Those straighteners do look a bit like torture devices. They should be black or red leather. Of course, then they would charge 10x for them.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and then you couldn't wash them.

(My practicality chimes in at the worst moments, huh?)

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

My practicality chimes in at the worst moments, huh?

I do that sometimes, too.

Looks like...

[elflet.livejournal.com]

That gadget looks like a bra made by Birkenstock.

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[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Oh, now I'm supposed to get WORK done after that? ;-)

Bwahahahaa!

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[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Think of it as putting your breast foot forward (:

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[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

THAT lends new meaning to "every step I take hurts"!

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[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[just-cyd.livejournal.com]

hammertoes? i think the solution is in the problem! *rimshot*

and yes, that contraption does look very wrong! you don't have to call it "Mistress" do you? ;-)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Maybe the Mistress is the one wielding the hammer.

*thwack*
OW
(thank you Mistress may I have another)

*thwack*
OW
...

[dizzdvl.livejournal.com]

Like toe socks weird? :)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

A little bit, yeah. I've modified it now and it's better -- I added a strap over the arch so the heel bit wouldn't fall down a lot.