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Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 04:49 pm
I'm forming a small but vocal Painkiller Cheering Section. My painkillers take entirely too long to warm up and get into the game, so I'd like attractive young molecules to form tottery pyramids nearby and shout GO ALEVE, GO ALEVE! Must be willing to wear clothing scanty enough to reveal a lot of covalent bond and leave no question as to the size of hydroxyl groups.
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 07:01 pm (UTC)
well, now, MY hydroxyl groups are spilling out of my brightly-colored Team Aleve uniform, and i can shake my covalent bond like nobody's business. and if i move just right, just so, and lean a little this way, i might just distract you enough to give my team a chance to do its thing.
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 07:10 pm (UTC)
Distract - uh - what? Oops, I seem to have left a puddle of free electrons.
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 07:28 pm (UTC)
Shocked! Shocked, I am!
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004 08:00 pm (UTC)
well, now, i see my plan to make you feel better is working

*wiggles eyebrows*
Wednesday, May 12th, 2004 03:38 am (UTC)
Are you positive?
Wednesday, May 12th, 2004 09:55 am (UTC)
Very.