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[cjsmith]

While the aforementioned chicken marinade was in the oven, I read kitiara's post about canning. She mentioned Mountain Dew jelly.

Yes folks, it's made from Mountain Dew.

This I had to try. As soon as the chicken was safely out of the oven I ran to the grocery store for the things I didn't have: Mountain Dew, sugar in case I didn't have enough, pectin, and jelly jars.

No, I've never made any kind of jelly before, nor canned anything at all, in my life. Funny you should ask. I spent some time stuck on the idea that I needed three really big pots. kitiara graciously told me I could do a lot of this in shifts.

Step 1: Sterilize the jars by boiling, then keep them hot until ready to use. I decided that my kitchen sink filled with almost-boiling water would make a fairly good heatmass. Finally all the jars were sitting in hot water, along with their lids, and the rims with the screw-threads were sitting on the countertop to dry. No, my countertop is not sterile. Quit asking distracting questions.

Step 2: Make the GOOOOOO. I had no idea Mountain Dew could dissolve more than its own volume of granulated sugar. I am now deeply disturbed by this knowledge.

Step 3: Into the jars! Yes, the jars that are sitting in water so hot I don't want to stick my hand in. I must have messed up somewhere along the line. I barely got five jars of jelly, while I think kitiara got twelve. I tasted the drippings. Lemony!

Step 4: Boil the jars again. I think this propitiates the gods of lid-sealing. I bowed to the pot a few times just to be sure.

Step 5: Use telekinesis to get the jars out of the boiling water and onto a towel to cool. I cheated and used oven gloves with plastic grocery bags around them.

So now I have pretty yellow jelly - caffeinated jelly, no less! - and a whole bunch of extra Mountain Dew I get to drink.

Comments

Re: Gah

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

in the Midwest it's perfectly acceptable to say "a scissors"

Huh? I've lived in the Midwest the entire time I've been able to talk, and I've not run into this construction before.

And if I'd had, I would have laughed ;-)

Re: Gah

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

The Midwest is big. People from New Orleans (I'm not making this up!) to Idaho have claimed to me that they live in "the Midwest".

I'm thinking of Ohio. My grandparents both said "a scissors".

Re: Gah

[dawnd.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's perfectly acceptable: "a scissors." Of course, my grandmother--from Michigan, her husband from Ohio--also kept her clothing in a "draw," (believe me, however she spelled it, this is exactly how it was pronounced!) drank "pop," and sat on in the "divan."

Regionalisms fascinate me.

The idea of Mountain Dew jelly fascinates me, too, but more in the way that I might peer at some particularly brightly colored insect that appeared on my screen door. I look forward to hearing what you think of this, umm... concoction.

Re: Gah

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Half my cousins drink pop and the other half drink soda. (They're all in one family, in Lorain, Ohio.) My grandmother sat on a "davenport" but I think the cousins sit on, oh, shucks, it's either a couch or a sofa but I can't remember which. I now use the two interchangeably, so I'd fail to notice.

I'll be sure to post when I eat any of this stuff. I don't know how to tell whether it has set. Maybe I should buy some bread for toast.

Re: Gah

[dawnd.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, my grandpa used to nap on the davenport, too! I use couch or sofa more often than either divan or davenport, though.

re: if the jelly is set--once it's completely cool and has set still for at least 24 hours, and you've tested the seal, try turning the jars sideways, or even upside down. You should be able to see the jelly "wiggle". My personal experience is that if you've used the full sugar pectin, and used the full sugar, that you really shouldn't have too much trouble with the set. It's when you start getting creative that it often doesn't set well. Then again, I don't make jelly, which is harder to get to set than jam, so I dunno.

I too, run the jars through the dishwasher as my first cleaning step. I boil the lids and rings, though. And then right before filling the jars, I've been known to "dunk" them into the boiling waterbath for a bit, just to make sure they didn't pick up anything strange while waiting. The good news is that the really nasty bugs (botulism, for instance) prefer things you don't can with a mere waterbath, like meats. It's likely that the worst thing you'll have happen to a jar of jam is that it will ferment (had that happen once with a bad seal).

Re: Gah

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

My jelly "wiggles" when I waggle the jar. Dunno if it wiggles too much. I suppose I'll open one soon.

Yeah, stuff that grows on fruit (or on refined cane sugar) isn't nearly as bad as the stuff that grows on meat. Argument #298 for being vegetarian, except no one in their right mind would want to be NEAR me when I'm getting that much protein from lentils and beans. :-)