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Thursday, October 7th, 2004 04:34 pm
Just before my trip I purchased one of those scratchy stones people use to scrape at calluses and suchlike. After I got back I peeled off the silly packaging (honestly, these people needed to shrink-wrap a rock?) and used it on my extra-crunchy left elbow.

I was impressed. There was a lot of stuff it managed to remove from that elbow! My most effective previous attempt had left the elbow bleeding for several days. This just dug on through all the crunchy stuff and left the area smooth and soft.

I think tomorrow morning I'm gonna scrape that thing ALL OVER ME. We'll see what happens. I bet I lose a pound or two. Bwa ha haaaa.
Thursday, October 7th, 2004 06:40 pm (UTC)
After your use that, put Udder Cream all over the area which you did and you will feel like you have died and gone to heaven. You will be so soft and smooth that you will not have to use the stone again for along time.