Take a Bite out of Idiocy

[cjsmith]

If I were a superhero, what would I fight? What would my persona be? My skills?

Suggestions welcome. My answer is here.

The best I came up with the other day on short notice was Defender of Common Sense, which only slightly edged out Mad Flying Gadgeteer. I wear black, fairly close-fitting, with knives and such tucked everywhichwhere. My best weapon is the cluebat. My favorite quote is "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results." I fight idiocy in Everytown, USA.

Comments

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

And do you have an annoyingly goofy sidekick?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yes. The sidekick's job is to go around saying "I'm sorry, ma'am/sir, she didn't mean to insult you." :-)