Nipple temperature Saturday night

[cjsmith]

Watched Shrek with Rob. I miss him more but not safe for work I've imagined a little less than a few weird airport metal detector scenarios, but since I'm happy excited focused about to the family Virgin Islands. D. And slow, so I just left I went out for work I've imagined a few little less than a lot more but I had missed: shredment? Went out for work I've imagined a time outside, weekend, whenever I haven't even gotten around to be processing abandonment issues.

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[hopeforyou.livejournal.com]

I've imagined a time outside, weekend, whenever I haven't even gotten around to be processing abandonment issues.

I can relate to that fragment.

[gs.livejournal.com]

I've imagined a few little less than a lot more

That's about how many were at Joe's birthday party, wasn't it?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just about. Though we didn't take any nipple temperatures and we forgot to bring an airport metal detector.

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

But there were party decorations that wouldn't make it through a metal detector.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yeah, not safe for work, shredment.

[ambar.livejournal.com]

Word salad!

[elflet.livejournal.com]

If metal detectors are fun, X-rays are better. I once had my bags unpacked when they couldn't puzzle out what I was carrying (with a lovely corset brought out and shown; I simply pointed to the renaissance faire gear in the same suitcase and called it "costuming". On the same trip, I managed to crack up a security guard by putting a stained glass dragon through the X-ray machine. (I watched her scanning bags: look of boredom...look of boredom...startle, laugh, back up and run it again, call other guard over for a good giggle.)

Y'know, post-9/11, those metal stays might be a sore point with the guards (they might look like edged objects on the X-ray.)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Pre-9/11, the chrome buttplug was pretty good too. They opened my bags, but didn't ask questions. I think anyone who didn't already have clue realized that they didn't WANT clue.