Hmmmm

[cjsmith]

I've imagined a few weird airport-metal-detector scenarios, but I hadn't thought up this one.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/134374336_malpractice04m0.html

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

at least someone didn't get his cock wanded. . . .

[ambar.livejournal.com]

Well, that's why I chose to wear it through myself -- if they got snippy, it would be easy enough to remove from my wrist.

(There was the time, years ago, that I went through the OKC airport wearing my leather vest under my shirt, and that set off *all* the metal detectors.)