Almost good enough to be NOT funny.

[cjsmith]

Today was really great.

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am making this journal friends only because I don't want the world to read what I'm writing, even though I'm posting it on the internet.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I want to say thanks to Babybob556 for making the background and icons for my journal. Thanks hon, ur super special!

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

I had such a great time buying designer clothes at the mall last week. And I ordered a new MP3 player on the net! It's too bad I have no job so I can't afford to buy food.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Comments

[kimatha.livejournal.com]

Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

ouch. :)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I hadda. :) Heck, I'd post ten thousand pictures of my cat if I had any worth posting. Cat pictures are a wonderful use of Internet bandwidth!

[butterfly-smile.livejournal.com]

I love it.
You are amazingly beautiful.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

*grin* Isn't it great? Head on over to the updater and y'know, a frightening amount of LJ posts are represented there. :-)

[wordripples.livejournal.com]

"I'd post pictures but my webcam is broken." That's my favorite, with the cat pics soon after, though I think it's perfectly respectable to post cat pictures on the web. I'd rather see the internet saturated with pics of cats than "hot babes".

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's only my webcam that's broken, the brand new digital camera is fine. :-)

(So would I.)

[eichin.livejournal.com]

This brings to mind that ambar-quote, "On the internet, noone knows if you're a dog - but damned if everyone doesn't know what your cat looks like!"

[Got new camera. Got pictures of carolyn-kitties - burst-mode is good for cat pictures. Haven't put them online yet, but thought it was amusing that of the first 150 pictures, something like half are of cats :-)]

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Cats are why God invented cameras. Or is it the other way around?

[dawnd.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Yep. It's still funny.

And you ARE beautiful. :^)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

That updater was great - seeing all the options there was very funny. :-) And thank you! :-)

"...and tell me I'm beautiful."

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

I'm all in favor of cheap therapy! *grin*

Re: "...and tell me I'm beautiful."

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Me too! :-) And I just KNOW you think my cat is the cutest ever.

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

*uses same sarcastic inflection as Winona Ryder as Veronica in Heathers* You're beautiful!


Couldn't resist. And anyway, you are. :-)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Thank you. And so are my ten thousand cats, of course. :-)