If you call me...

[cjsmith]

If you call me CJ, you know me.
If you call me Carol, you don't know me yet, or you're my sister.
If you call me Kaya, you're the toddler half-brother of a guy I dated in college. If you call me Puff, you're that guy.
If you call me She-Jay, you're my Japanese teacher.
If you call me Tiger Kitten, you're on eBay, or you're Joe.
If you call me Ms. Smith, you're a store clerk or bank teller.
If you call me Mrs. French, you're a telemarketer, and I tell you truthfully that she's in Kentucky and then I hang up.
If you call me Ma'am, you're in the Army, or I'm in Georgia.
If you call me Mistress... mmmmm.

Comments

Re: Well not too surprise

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Forgive me Mistress *s*

No need even to ask, it is granted, as you are merely displaying your superior knowledge of me. As with many things in life, I'm on both sides of the equation!

Re: Well not too surprise

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Now I'm seriously tempted to fill "lvalue seeking rvalue" into a personal ad :)

Re: Well not too surprise

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

*schnorfle* :)

Reminds me of an old humor bit orbiting the 'net. My ideal boyfriend/girlfriend is: a) good-looking and charming, b) intelligent and creative, c) extensible and polymorphic.

Re: Well not too surprise

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

LOL! I *like* that. Or as a slashdot poster put it, "Fast cars, fast women and fast algorithms - what more could you ask?"