If you call me...

[cjsmith]

If you call me CJ, you know me.
If you call me Carol, you don't know me yet, or you're my sister.
If you call me Kaya, you're the toddler half-brother of a guy I dated in college. If you call me Puff, you're that guy.
If you call me She-Jay, you're my Japanese teacher.
If you call me Tiger Kitten, you're on eBay, or you're Joe.
If you call me Ms. Smith, you're a store clerk or bank teller.
If you call me Mrs. French, you're a telemarketer, and I tell you truthfully that she's in Kentucky and then I hang up.
If you call me Ma'am, you're in the Army, or I'm in Georgia.
If you call me Mistress... mmmmm.

Comments

[redgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, Mistress CJ.....

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Yes, my humble but oh so worthy one?

Great, now I'm tongue-tied....

[redgrrl.livejournal.com]

...which, come to think of it, might not be a BAD thing ::evil grin::!

Re: Great, now I'm tongue-tied....

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

But if you're tongue-tied, how can you... hmm... must think on this. ;-)

Re: Great, now I'm tongue-tied....

[redgrrl.livejournal.com]

Where there's a will, there's a way. And, baby, believe me there is a will! ;)