Vitamins and Superstition

[cjsmith]

OK, let's get the teasing and the "You Should"s out of the way: I eat Flintstones chewable multivitamins. They're the "Complete" kind, the ones that aren't too too awful for adults. Done now? Good, here's my story.

I like the orange ones best. The red ones are distinctly mediocre, and I have never liked purple. (Yes, red and purple are flavors. Eat a berry and a grape, then eat something red or purple. Completely unrelated, I tell you. Red and purple are separate flavors in their own right.)

I've developed a little predictor of my day. I tip over the bottle and get a vitamin. If it's orange, which I like, I say I'll have a good day. If it's purple, which I dislike, I call it a gray day. If it's red, I'll have a Red-Letter Day, which could be good or bad but won't be boring.

There. I feel sure every single reader of this journal desperately needed to know that.

Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the tip! Adult chewables? Wow, what will they think of next? I'll have to go looking for those! Flintstones Complete doesn't have much calcium...

[lkeele.livejournal.com]

If you can't find 'em, eat yer flintstones, and then chomp on a Tums. They too are chewable, flavored, and come in a variety of colors, though they're all a boring circle-shape. Kind of like the window of a magic eight ball...

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

If you gaze into a Tums long enough, perhaps it too will reveal hints about the future!