Coffee

[cjsmith]

I don't drink coffee, but I bet some of my friends do. What are all the ways coffee (made in one of those basic office machines) can be bad?

I have so far: it's too weak, it's too strong, it got cold, it's gritty.

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Re: hmmm, interesting question...

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Oo, the burned brown bottom, I'll use that. Thanks.

If you leave coffee on a burner long enough, it will evaporate, and sometimes the coffee pot will explode.

I've actually had this happen in more than one office. It ensures no one near the kitchen can work all afternoon.

Hah! As my character's life gets worse, the coffee in her office keeps getting nastier and nastier. When her boss suggests a leave of absence for her sanity's sake, that's the day the pot explodes. I'll think about that one! Cool! 8-)