True and outlandish and unguessable

A friend recently made a post asking "Tell me something true and outlandish and unguessable about yourself."

( Here are several such things. )

These are fun!

Untrue, outlandish, and believable

I need to go to my boss pretty soon and admit defeat on something. I hate that, so I'll put it off. My last post provided just the seed I was looking for.

I want to make up things that are untrue, outlandish, and believable about myself. They should be things I haven't done or things I am not, but that I could easily have done or been. Several will be things I've considered and liked but never took action on. ( Here goes. Anything in italics is true. )

Okay. Bullet, bite.