Sigh

[cjsmith]

My resume scrapes. It sucks dead camel dick through a helictite. I am deeply sick of looking at it.

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[lkeele.livejournal.com]

Now *that's* bad. Through a helictite even. Woah. I don't even know what that *is* that's so bad.

On the other hand, I used to work for a head-hunter and got quite a bit of experience with resumes & CVs, and even ran my own resume service for a while. Want me to take a look and see what recommendations I can make?

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

It's a cave formation: a twisty-turny soda straw made of stone. Small and often, I imagine, sharp.

Know how to use Word? I swear, one more session beating that thing into submission and I'm going back to PostScript.

[lkeele.livejournal.com]

Ah! It *sounded* like a cave thingy (sounds like stalictite). Cool word. I'll have to use it in Literati next time I play ;)

Yeah, you can forward me a word document if ya want, to either my auc or my yahoo account. I'd be glad to give it a look-see.