Shirts: "medium" or size 8 to 10. T-shirts: "small", because they're sized for unisexmen. Torso length: shorter than anything ever made. T-shirt designs are unreadable on me because my belt cuts them off (but does anyone move the design up on a small? noooooo).
Chest: 28DD is my best guess (though in any sane measuring system I would be a C cup at most). That's only a guess because I have never seen a bra that fits properly. I buy 32D, ignore that little extra of me that pooches out at the top, and cut a couple inches outta the back strap. That puts the cups too far apart but what can ya do?
Pants: "small" or size 6, except: butt, "medium", and waist, extra extra tiny. Rise: apparently larger than anything ever made. Inseam: too short for normal, too long for petite, one inch too short to fly most mass produced aircraft.
Shoes: 5 1/2 EE is my best guess, but I have never seen those so I don't know; I buy sevens and hope for the best. Socks: smaller than anything made for adults. Hats: five and a quarter, which means I can't buy anything in any store because every single hat is one size doesn't-fit all.
I can't even find EYEGLASSES to fit.
I do, apparently, fit standard pony-tail elastics. I guess that's something.
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I too am quite the size mishmash.
Shirts: "medium" or size 8 to 10. T-shirts: "small", because they're sized for
unisexmen. Torso length: shorter than anything ever made. T-shirt designs are unreadable on me because my belt cuts them off (but does anyone move the design up on a small? noooooo).Chest: 28DD is my best guess (though in any sane measuring system I would be a C cup at most). That's only a guess because I have never seen a bra that fits properly. I buy 32D, ignore that little extra of me that pooches out at the top, and cut a couple inches outta the back strap. That puts the cups too far apart but what can ya do?
Pants: "small" or size 6, except: butt, "medium", and waist, extra extra tiny. Rise: apparently larger than anything ever made. Inseam: too short for normal, too long for petite, one inch too short to fly most mass produced aircraft.
Shoes: 5 1/2 EE is my best guess, but I have never seen those so I don't know; I buy sevens and hope for the best. Socks: smaller than anything made for adults. Hats: five and a quarter, which means I can't buy anything in any store because every single hat is one size doesn't-fit all.
I can't even find EYEGLASSES to fit.
I do, apparently, fit standard pony-tail elastics. I guess that's something.