Quotable

[cjsmith]

Quote of the evening: “But why would you want to pick up an accordion with chopsticks?”

Oh allanh, I do adore your friends. :-D

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[cjsmith]

Because the accordion is made of sushi.

[cjsmith]

Because the chopsticks prevent you from inadvertently squeezing its bellows and therefore playing it.

[cjsmith]

Because the accordion is dusted with a contact poison.

[cjsmith]

Because some contest somewhere offers a huge sum of money and unprecedented fame to anyone who can accomplish the feat.

[cjsmith]

It is possible that picking it up with chopsticks will irreversibly damage the accordion, which might be a secondary goal.

Maybe this would make a good interview question

[cjsmith]

No one said you have to use just two. Nor does it specify one hand.

[marahmarie]

I'll have whatever you guys are having. :)