Productivity in the handset coding world

[cjsmith]

me: On the positive side, you'll never guess how much I accomplished today at work.
me: I made a library.
me: AND I linked to it.
Rob: Whoa.
me: I can see you laughing. Stop laughing. I mean it.
me: THEN I created a program that does nothing.
me: And I made the first program run the second one.
me: No laughing!
me: And my next job is to figure out how to package the two things together.
me: The program using the library, that is, and the program that does nothing.
Rob: You could make a third program that does nothing and run it too!
me: Oh, I already had that. How'd you think I got the program that does nothing? It's a copy.
me: I wish I were joking. It's literally true.
Rob: You better plan some serious downtime. You've cracked.

It's true, though. I'm not making any of this up.