Well first *hugs* and I still can't stop laughing.
If I were Lord High Ruler of the Universe, I would sentence each of these drivers to a period of time driving in Boston. There, they would be cured. It wouldn't be quick or easy or pleasant, but they would clue in
Ok if this would be the sentence then the level (IMHO) would be
First Time offenders: The Mass Pike, South East Distressway merge (just before the tunnel) or Thurbers Ave Curb in R.I. (small state plug there) Note: the Thurbers Ave curve is on 95 and it banks the opposite of the curve (so it banks left on a right curve) and most DON'T slow down to go around it. Posted speed limit here is 55 if your doing less than 70 you get run over
Second Time offenders: Causeway Street just outside the Gahden (my best RI accent coming out), after a Bruins Game, on a Friday night
Third Time offenders: The 93/3 split (yes send them to New Hampshire a couple of times. (on a Friday when everyone is going skiing)
Forth and subsequant times: Two words "Storrow Drive" (in the rain, on a Friday, behind the idiot truck drive who has wedge an 18 wheeler IN the tunnel near Mass General(?))
T P.S. I still have my "Boston Drivers Handbook" (tounge and cheek, very funny book on how to drive in Boston)
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If I were Lord High Ruler of the Universe, I would sentence each of these drivers to a period of time driving in Boston. There, they would be cured. It wouldn't be quick or easy or pleasant, but they would clue in
Ok if this would be the sentence then the level (IMHO) would be
First Time offenders: The Mass Pike, South East Distressway merge (just before the tunnel) or Thurbers Ave Curb in R.I. (small state plug there) Note: the Thurbers Ave curve is on 95 and it banks the opposite of the curve (so it banks left on a right curve) and most DON'T slow down to go around it. Posted speed limit here is 55 if your doing less than 70 you get run over
Second Time offenders: Causeway Street just outside the Gahden (my best RI accent coming out), after a Bruins Game, on a Friday night
Third Time offenders: The 93/3 split (yes send them to New Hampshire a couple of times. (on a Friday when everyone is going skiing)
Forth and subsequant times: Two words "Storrow Drive" (in the rain, on a Friday, behind the idiot truck drive who has wedge an 18 wheeler IN the tunnel near Mass General(?))
T
P.S. I still have my "Boston Drivers Handbook" (tounge and cheek, very funny book on how to drive in Boston)