Cue ominous music

[cjsmith]

I just now sneezed once. Twice is normal; three means I'm sick; once... usually means I'm sick.

(It would make sense. I haven't slept well in over a month.)

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

You're really very weird. ;)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

My sneeze system is inefficient, that's all! Except when I'm sick. Then it also gets badly overworked. ;-)

[hot-turkey.livejournal.com]

Well, just sneeze again, and it'll all be ok. :-)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Ah... aaah... (staring at the light, because I have that linkage)... aaaaaaah... dang.

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Casey has that linkage, too. It's weird.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

My mother doesn't. I should ask my dad.

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

Didn't I tell you not to make your self sick, ma'am? ;-)

Take care of yourself!!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Nice try! :)

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

Go get some Zicam, now is the time. I use this stuff and it works, but you have to catch it early. Get some rest too!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I don't have Zicam handy, but I have zinc, C, and echinacea. All these are best done early. And I'm going to bed way way early tonight! :-)

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

I wish I could sneeze like a lady
Only two lets me stay on my feet
One, and I'm under the weather
Three and I'm under the sheet

(Apologies to
Dorothy Parker (http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1747.html))

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I really like the way your brain works. :-)