Showers

[cjsmith]

I finally tried the plastic bag thing in the shower. Two bags on each foot, each layer taped to my calf.

A little-known fact of physics: slippery footing gets worse by a factor of at least three when you have your eyes closed and soap all over your face.

But I'm clean! I'm clean! Ahhhhhhh! I could rinse my hair with BOTH hands. I could get my legs wet. I could wash my backside. I could stand in the spray and rinse myself in seconds. Every detail was a new joy -- I was having multiple mental orgasms over how wonderful it was to be clean.

I can't wait to be able to wash my feet. I might just pass out with bliss.

Comments

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

I tend to jump around every few bites. I figure what's the point of eating more than one thing if you're determined to eat everything one at a time? But I know people who do, eat all the potatoes and then all the peas and then all the chicken (or whatever). That's just weird. ;)

Hehe! What makes you think that post had anything to do with you?? Getting a little egotistical there, CJ. ;)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Let's see: I've recently had surgery, posted about taking a shower, am on the road to recovery... if the foo shits. Oh wait! Maybe I'm not on your friends list. ;-) ;-)

[jupiter29.livejournal.com]

If the foo shits... that's a post right there. ;)