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cjsmith ([personal profile] cjsmith) wrote2005-05-29 10:42 am

Bad tape, no biscuit

Wrapping a bunch of sports tape around my foot at the instep turns out to be a little more complicated than I thought. My first attempt doesn't improve anything and causes weird stabs of pain at various spots in the plantar arch when I'm wearing shoes.

How could this be difficult??

Yesterday was Errand Day (2 items at grocery store, 1 item at drugstore, pick up 1 pair shoes). That's my limit on walking in the span of two days, so I'm not doing squat today unless I figure this out.

(Some day I'd like to see one of those smug "I'm so self-sufficient and strong and unbeatable look at MEEEEE" types deal with an uncurable health issue. They never fail no matter what, so naturally they'd quickly find a cure, and I could then copy it.)

OK, left foot (redone) is acting a little better now. Still don't know how this could be hard.

[identity profile] genderfur.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, physical therapy types go to school and learn tons about anatomy and physiology in order to tape your feet. Not hard at all... with years of training behind you.

Suggestion: *ask* them to show you how to do it yourself. Promise them that you won't skip your appointments, you just want to be able to take a shower.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, absolutely I plan to ask. Next time I'm in is Tuesday morning.

[identity profile] dizzdvl.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you pay yourself lots of money it will feel right?

Just kidding!

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That must be the missing factor! :) Seriously, I know it goes straight up and over the instep, perpendicular to the length of my foot, and it's tight. I'll be interested to see what it is I'm missing!

[identity profile] dizzdvl.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That or it may just be that it can be put on better from a different angle. I hope they can tell you haw to do it :)

[identity profile] dizzdvl.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
how to do it too. Sheesh bad typing! *handsmack*

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I am sure they can tell me what's needed somehow. I'm just too impatient to be content waiting until Tuesday! :)

[identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
> (Some day I'd like to see one of those smug
> "I'm so self-sufficient and strong and
> unbeatable look at MEEEEE" types deal with
> an uncurable health issue. They never fail
> no matter what, so naturally they'd quickly
> find a cure, and I could then copy it.)

Only if I get to rip their self-sufficient fucking "Live Strong" wristbands off and shove them up their respective smug asses.

These are the same people who piss me off at the gym by strutting around and making as much noise as humanly possible so that the rest of us poor schmucks know how hard THEY'RE working out.

But I'm not BITTER or anything...

[changing subject]

This could also be a matter not of how the foot is wrapped, but at what tension/pressure. It's possible that you don't [yet] have a strong enough leverage to "tension" the tape properly.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if I get to rip their self-sufficient fucking "Live Strong" wristbands off and shove them up their respective smug asses.

BWAHAHA! Thank you for that much-needed laugh. I don't mind the wristbands so much myself, as I know the money supports research, but the superior attitude I could sure live without.

You going to be over at Joe and Jen's at any point tomorrow? I'm thinking of heading over in the afternoon. Would've today, but rest was more important. I'd enjoy seeing you.

[identity profile] allanh.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm giving serious thought to it, but haven't nailed down a time yet. I'd enjoy seeing you, too! I'll see what I can do to drag Randy over in the afternoon. I owe J&J daytime rides in the new Prius, anyway. ;)

And I REALLY hate the wristbands, because people flaunt them as if nobody had ever asked for $1 for cancer research before.

Betcha if the LGBT community sold rainbow wristbands to fund HIV research, nobody outside the community would buy 'em...

Now maybe if Martina & Billie Jean sold rainbow wristbands ...

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're there same time I am, I can admire the new Prius and say hi to you and Randy.

Betcha if the LGBT community sold rainbow wristbands to fund HIV research, nobody outside the community would buy 'em...

I bet you're right, and if there were pink wristbands about breast cancer, you'd never see one on a man. We're a fragmented people, we are. :-/

[identity profile] katestine.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, with all your talk of tape, I thought of taping my feet this morning, but decided with my luck, I'd probably do it the wrong way or something, since my feet haven't been taped since last June.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2005-05-29 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If they didn't need it, I'd say you were wise to leave it off. Not much to help, might hurt.

I say you should get a rematch myself :)

[identity profile] katestine.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
He offered me a rematch, but he wanted me to run for time (i.e. he never wants to run again). I don't think I have it in me to beat his time... and I have a lot going on over the next two weeks (which is what he offered). :(:(:(

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, dang. :( I was sooo cheering for you. Oh well!