ah, Voltaren. that was my first. we were together a long time. *wistful sigh*
at the doc's urging, i gave that all up for trilisate. what a mistake! i had a horribly violent weekend fling with trilisate, after which i vowed NEVER AGAIN.
but i'm one determined woman. i hurled myself straight into a series of short but intense stints with celebrex, vioxx, bextra and mobic. bastards, all of them. made all these wonderful promises in the early days, and then turned lazy and neglectful on me. of course each one promised to be better than the last, but each one lied.
now i've come full circle to not my old friend Voltaren, but a friend of his, lodine. i think it's a relationship of convenience. he's not doing much for me, but i don't have the heart to end it. codependency, i'm sure, but i've got bigger fish to fry right now, so we'll stay in this "i don't really like you but i sure don't hate you" thing for now.
and yeah, PT *hurts*. i might enjoy it more if i could get Kelly (the hawt PT Aide student) to wear a corset, fishnets and boots. and tie me up before i start my exercise. and use a violet wand rather than that wimpy machine. *wicked grin*
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at the doc's urging, i gave that all up for trilisate. what a mistake! i had a horribly violent weekend fling with trilisate, after which i vowed NEVER AGAIN.
but i'm one determined woman. i hurled myself straight into a series of short but intense stints with celebrex, vioxx, bextra and mobic. bastards, all of them. made all these wonderful promises in the early days, and then turned lazy and neglectful on me. of course each one promised to be better than the last, but each one lied.
now i've come full circle to not my old friend Voltaren, but a friend of his, lodine. i think it's a relationship of convenience. he's not doing much for me, but i don't have the heart to end it. codependency, i'm sure, but i've got bigger fish to fry right now, so we'll stay in this "i don't really like you but i sure don't hate you" thing for now.
and yeah, PT *hurts*. i might enjoy it more if i could get Kelly (the hawt PT Aide student) to wear a corset, fishnets and boots. and tie me up before i start my exercise. and use a violet wand rather than that wimpy machine. *wicked grin*