Chris wants to tap the ass of Terry, but does not know if Terry would welcome said ass tappery from Chris. In this case, the cause of Chris's concern is both that Terry's plumbing is the same as that of Chris and that great big icky sploogey white head on the end of Chris's nose. So Chris performs a socially scripted mating ritual (May I join you for a drink? Would you like to join me for dinner at RESTAURAT REPUTED FOR DIM LIGHT? etc).
The trouble is that the socially scripted mating ritual is vague. Terry may not clue in that an ass tapping attempt is in progress, interpreting the ritual instead as a friendship creation ritual.
Such is the current state of dating.
What you're looking for is a way to do what dating people universally want to do -- remove everyone from the buffet that would not be interested in romantic and/or sexual encounters with you.
When you find this item, patent it, market it, buy gems and precious metals, and take a treasure bath.
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Chris wants to tap the ass of Terry, but does not know if Terry would welcome said ass tappery from Chris. In this case, the cause of Chris's concern is both that Terry's plumbing is the same as that of Chris and that great big icky sploogey white head on the end of Chris's nose. So Chris performs a socially scripted mating ritual (May I join you for a drink? Would you like to join me for dinner at RESTAURAT REPUTED FOR DIM LIGHT? etc).
The trouble is that the socially scripted mating ritual is vague. Terry may not clue in that an ass tapping attempt is in progress, interpreting the ritual instead as a friendship creation ritual.
Such is the current state of dating.
What you're looking for is a way to do what dating people universally want to do -- remove everyone from the buffet that would not be interested in romantic and/or sexual encounters with you.
When you find this item, patent it, market it, buy gems and precious metals, and take a treasure bath.