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cjsmith ([personal profile] cjsmith) wrote2004-10-21 08:17 pm

When [personal profile] rfrench is away...

I'm single... temporarily. [livejournal.com profile] rfrench is in Massachusetts until Monday. I get the house all to myself. Of course I'm already planning how wild and crazy I am going to act for the next few days. Ah, the life of a bachelorette! Flirting by day and partying all night! Here's my dastardly plan, in two parts. First, I'll leave the windows closed so that when the furnace is on, the house actually gets warm (shocking, I know)! Second, I'll... shhhh, don't tell [livejournal.com profile] rfrench this one... I'll let the cats sleep on the bed.

[identity profile] just-cyd.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If my cats had half a brain to share between them, they'd be plotting to find rfrench somewhere else to sleep.

i think Samkitty started that the day he moved in with me, and i live alone!! now with two furkidds, any time i have overnight guests, if we don't get into bed first, there won't be room for two humans and two kitties. and even that's not a guarantee that one human won't get kicked out during the night.

However, I think each cat has two neurons: one labeled FOOD and one labeled INVISIBLE THING MOVING AROUND.

hee!!! Giles right now has about that, but his are TUNA and ATTACK SAM. poor samkitty.