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cjsmith ([personal profile] cjsmith) wrote2004-10-21 08:17 pm

When [personal profile] rfrench is away...

I'm single... temporarily. [livejournal.com profile] rfrench is in Massachusetts until Monday. I get the house all to myself. Of course I'm already planning how wild and crazy I am going to act for the next few days. Ah, the life of a bachelorette! Flirting by day and partying all night! Here's my dastardly plan, in two parts. First, I'll leave the windows closed so that when the furnace is on, the house actually gets warm (shocking, I know)! Second, I'll... shhhh, don't tell [livejournal.com profile] rfrench this one... I'll let the cats sleep on the bed.

[identity profile] portia.livejournal.com 2004-10-21 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! You are a wild woman!

[identity profile] therobbergirl.livejournal.com 2004-10-21 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll let the cats sleep on the bed.

Squeal! Lucky lucky kitties!

[identity profile] fuzzygruf.livejournal.com 2004-10-21 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Shameless!

[identity profile] lrc.livejournal.com 2004-10-21 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Slut! You shameless hussy!

[identity profile] just-cyd.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
scandalous!! whatever will the neighbors think?? and those cats? you know they talk...

[identity profile] quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Flirting by day and partying all night!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to start a day job. ;-)

I'll let the cats sleep on the bed.

Trying to keep me off the bed, I see. ;-) I love cats, but my allergies to them are pretty fierce. Seriously, though, I've actually been able to share bed space with cats as long as they aren't right up at my face.

[identity profile] redgrrl.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Woooo, CJ! par-TAY!

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Next thing you know I'll be mixing a little regular coffee in with the decaf.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
I love it when I can let the cats on the bed.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
I need the right music. "Lola" from Damn Yankees is now playing in my head. :-)

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's awful, I know. I didn't even have the sense of decency to make sure I friends-locked my post. It's as if I don't even care WHO knows about my behavior.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
If my cats had half a brain to share between them, they'd be plotting to find [livejournal.com profile] rfrench somewhere else to sleep. Any time we're separated they get on the bed. However, I think each cat has two neurons: one labeled FOOD and one labeled INVISIBLE THING MOVING AROUND.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
These are definitely ankle cats. You might be all right.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, if Rob comes home and finds me exhausted, drunk, and high on catnip, he might figure out what was going on around here...

[identity profile] quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
Good. ;-)

[identity profile] portia.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
hee hee!

[identity profile] just-cyd.livejournal.com 2004-10-22 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If my cats had half a brain to share between them, they'd be plotting to find rfrench somewhere else to sleep.

i think Samkitty started that the day he moved in with me, and i live alone!! now with two furkidds, any time i have overnight guests, if we don't get into bed first, there won't be room for two humans and two kitties. and even that's not a guarantee that one human won't get kicked out during the night.

However, I think each cat has two neurons: one labeled FOOD and one labeled INVISIBLE THING MOVING AROUND.

hee!!! Giles right now has about that, but his are TUNA and ATTACK SAM. poor samkitty.