I could write a post about the management of hair this long, but my current front-running reason is that I'd like to dye it forest green and I don't want to wait six years for it to clean itself up. The rest would be side benefits.

I think I'll write that post anyway. It needs to go to a NaNoWriMo forum. I don't know what it is about authors and long hair and ignoring the laws of physics.