I like this one!

[cjsmith]

Riffing on a typo:

horroscope: n. 1. Astrology-based advice that terrifies. 2. An electronic machine to measure and display a person's level of fear.

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[ymasen.livejournal.com]

teehee - I had an ex who always called horoscopes horrorscopes. And me being the armchair astrologer could only grimace.

Anyhoo...