I have never seen a horror movie as messy as what woke me up at 2:30 this morning. I do not have sufficient words of being-impressed to use as exclamations here.
I depart for San Diego in less than an hour. If I remember when I come back, I will write an explanation of how to change a tampon in a light aircraft... because one will definitely not last for the 2.5 hours it will take to get there. Heck, two may not do it.