Inspired by
crazyladynocats's post (protected, some of you won't see it), here are some Rules About Food I tend to break far too often.
1) Remember to eat. If you don't, you get unhappy, weak, shaky, stupid, irritable, and eventually foetal on the floor.
1a) If you did get that bad, don't eat a lot. It'll only put you in the bathroom with abdominal rumblings for a half hour.
1b) If you did get that bad, don't eat something two or three years old from the back of the cabinet just because "I'd only eat this if I were really hungry".
2) Throw out old food. See also 1b.
3) Cut down on sugar, so you don't crash. See also 1.
1) Remember to eat. If you don't, you get unhappy, weak, shaky, stupid, irritable, and eventually foetal on the floor.
1a) If you did get that bad, don't eat a lot. It'll only put you in the bathroom with abdominal rumblings for a half hour.
1b) If you did get that bad, don't eat something two or three years old from the back of the cabinet just because "I'd only eat this if I were really hungry".
2) Throw out old food. See also 1b.
3) Cut down on sugar, so you don't crash. See also 1.