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cjsmith ([personal profile] cjsmith) wrote2002-11-21 08:47 am

Details, details

I'm playing LJ Catch Up this morning and there's a tiny spider, smaller than my thumbnail if I count legs and all, wandering all over my computer monitor. She's clearly lost. In over an hour she has not found a way to walk OFF the monitor, nor has she set up housekeeping anywhere. Every so often she goes across the screen, over something I'm reading.

If I were wearing anything I'd just put her out. Aw heck, my back door is isolated, I'll put her out anyway. I've just been too lazy to get up and do it; that's the bottom line.

[identity profile] datagoddess.livejournal.com 2002-11-21 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
If I were wearing anything

webcam!! webcam!!!






I couldn't resist :)

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2002-11-21 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh great. Now "If I had the bandwidth" is running through my head (sung to the tune of "If I Had a Hammer"). It's all your fault!

[identity profile] datagoddess.livejournal.com 2002-11-21 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
*bows*

Pleasure to serve you the earworm, ma'am. :)

[identity profile] klwalton.livejournal.com 2002-11-21 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
A friend of mine and I have a theory. Years ago we noticed that we were both noticing a lot of baby spiders right around the same time of year and always around our computers (we stay in contact online). At the time, we both had desktop computers with the box lying horizontally and our monitors sitting on top of the box. Our theory was that the mama spider laid her eggs someplace in the box because it was warm and that they were hatching inside the computer and emerging onto our desks.

I rather liked that idea, and I rather liked the baby spiders :):).

[identity profile] datagoddess.livejournal.com 2002-11-21 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I rather liked the baby spiders

Ewwww. I knew you were strange, but _spiders_?? Even baby ones. The only way any are allowed to live in our house is if they don't let me see them. [livejournal.com profile] indyansel is the designated spider killer, I'll just stand there and shreik....

Re:

[identity profile] klwalton.livejournal.com 2002-11-21 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Spiders are our friends. They eat mosquitoes :).

[identity profile] datagoddess.livejournal.com 2002-11-21 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree, but they're only allowed to live as long as they don't let me see them. It's a fair trade, if you ask me :)

[identity profile] sunnydale47.livejournal.com 2002-11-21 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, you don't have to kill them!

Just take a paper cup, or any kind of drinking glass, and a piece of cardboard or a paper plate or something like that. Put the cup over the spider, then slide the cardboard in between the spider and the wall, imprisoning the spider. You don't see it or touch it -- it can't get anywhere near you. Then you take it outside and dump it out onto the ground, and it scurries away. Your house is spider-free, and the spider lives to eat more bugs -- that's an even fairer trade.

[identity profile] quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com 2002-11-21 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the suggestion!

[identity profile] quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com 2002-11-21 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm with you, but I have standing orders they not be visible to [livejournal.com profile] computerchix or I must terminate their mosquito removal contract.