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When the Friday Five go on vacation, they direct visitors to the Motherfucking Friday Five. Here they are for your reading pleasure! Thanks to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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1. Fuckin A, it's Friday finally. Whatcha drinkin, cause we all know you are a slobbering lush.
Was tempted to grab a margarita at lunch, but I was virtuous and didn't. May have some wine at home tonight.
2. Are ya gettin any this weekend? Who's the lucky bastard?
No.
3. Tell Heather you fucking love her in a creative way. Watch your tongue and be nice, or I will hunt you down and cut it out of your filthy mouth.
Heather, my darling, my very dear, considering that you're someone I have never met or talked to or even heard of, I care about you just heaps.
4. Think these questions are fluff? Go fuck yourself. For the rest of you, what's the best fucking movie you've ever seen? [I mean, the best movie, not the best movie with fucking in it, unless you wanna share that too.]
I rather like Arsenic and Old Lace this particular instant in time. Sorry, no fucking in that one.
5. So what the fuck are you doing this weekend?
Laundry, preparing to call a square dance, calling a square dance, and then Sunday I can do WHATEVER I WANT. I may join a group for a hike, or I may sort through some Scandinavia photos, or I may just curl up with my kitties and a book. Oh, maybe update my resume and study a little C4.
redgrrl for the link.1. Fuckin A, it's Friday finally. Whatcha drinkin, cause we all know you are a slobbering lush.
Was tempted to grab a margarita at lunch, but I was virtuous and didn't. May have some wine at home tonight.
2. Are ya gettin any this weekend? Who's the lucky bastard?
No.
3. Tell Heather you fucking love her in a creative way. Watch your tongue and be nice, or I will hunt you down and cut it out of your filthy mouth.
Heather, my darling, my very dear, considering that you're someone I have never met or talked to or even heard of, I care about you just heaps.
4. Think these questions are fluff? Go fuck yourself. For the rest of you, what's the best fucking movie you've ever seen? [I mean, the best movie, not the best movie with fucking in it, unless you wanna share that too.]
I rather like Arsenic and Old Lace this particular instant in time. Sorry, no fucking in that one.
5. So what the fuck are you doing this weekend?
Laundry, preparing to call a square dance, calling a square dance, and then Sunday I can do WHATEVER I WANT. I may join a group for a hike, or I may sort through some Scandinavia photos, or I may just curl up with my kitties and a book. Oh, maybe update my resume and study a little C4.
