Boobies

[cjsmith]

Today I was asked whether I had lost weight. Nope. I haven't lost inches, either, by building muscle and dropping fat. No, it's the new jogbra! It's a serious masher type. When I'm wearing that, my chest size almost looks normal. I look like some of the other people I see. (Well, except that most normal genders don't have a unibreast. Never mind that detail right now.)

But truly, with that masher on I do look more slender throughout my whole body. Funny how a difference in chest size alone can make a woman look more slender overall.

That's not why I love that thing though. I love it because it works.

Comments

[abz6598.livejournal.com]

I suppose 'before-n-after' pics are out of the question?

An admiring fan;
J.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Here's what my ancient 300 baud scanner makes of the image.

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[klwalton.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha!!

[joedecker.livejournal.com]

LOL. No really--I'm on the couch, sitting here laughing out loud. :)

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!

[dawnd.livejournal.com]

Yep, yep, yep! That's why they make "minimizer" bras! I used to have only one or two bras that I could ever wear on Mondays, when I was regularly doing Irish Dance. Wore the wrong one once--nearly gave myself a black eye from the bouncing!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I'm not endowed sufficiently for a black eye, but I get that tearing / bruising / burning sensation in the pecs. Ugh.