*raised eyebrow* You mean you're not a person now?

And yeah, if we're talking going out gloriously.. then a mil-surplus high altitude flight suit, a chair bolted to the nose of a home-made atlas missile [basically, a metal cylinder thirty foot long and 7 foot wide, stuffed with a mix of sugar and perchlorate oxidizer], and a joystick to fly it with.

You'd get about 20 minutes of freefall, and then burn up on reentry. But it would be worth it I think.