Wow, somebody gives a sh*t about this body type! I'm stunned. If they carried sports bras I'd be buying one this instant, although in some random size. (I went through their fitting checklist and all it tells me is yes, the one I have doesn't fit. Shocker. :) )

O'course my mom, coming in from out of town in a few weeks, is exactly the opposite. She got all the ribs and I got all the boobage. Too bad it's not easy to trade a little!