Sadly, they're trained and rewarded for scrambling around rather than solving the problem. In a way I can't fault them for it. They get paid the same amount for my appointment either way, and if they say something that sounds good off the top of their heads, the waiting room queues stay short.

No leads from that site. It has many doctors listed -- most of the ones I've interacted with lately are there -- but not a one of 'em has any feedback or information. In ten years, I figure that site will be excellent. Sadly, it is currently useless.

Ayep -- no one is average. Also, what if you have something that isn't among the top three popular/common complaints? What if you have something unusual? :/