nah. i'd have to go back to school. and be on my feet all day. and something tells me the old biddies who come in wouldn't appreciate my humor.

but i do call the different devices my "torture devices" and i'm always up front in telling them how much the baps board hates me. (the feeling is mutual)

now, if i could oversee the running of a facility with a very select clientel, well, now ... ;-)

(would i be allowed to bill those kinds of services to insurance?!)