Thank you, my friend. It's hard, sometimes, to be a generalist in a world of specialists. Everyone around me is better than I am at something. There is no category in which I'm the best. Some days I start thinking why does the world need a CJ? There's no point, y'know? Vic's a better caller and Ike's a better mathematician and Mark's a better coder, so why am I wasting oxygen? Days like that are rough.

But you're right, I don't unequivocally suck; I do a few things fairly well. That's pretty good right there.