Things you don't want

[cjsmith]

[LJ-CUT TEXT="Cut for icky imagery."]
Things you don't want to see in...

...the swimming pool: a squirrel.
...the road: the shards of the gas cap you left yesterday.
...a museum: the successor to the camera you're carrying.
...lunch: a giant wound.

The first two have happened to me lately. I'm going to be careful about lunches.

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Shoulda warned you about the uglyburger :)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I subscribe to the snopes feed too, and in fact I hadn't seen your post until I looked at this comment and went "huh?"

Heh. That thing sure was ugly. :)