Now wait just a ding-dong minute here. I love my pinstripes.

Did you like redgrrl's suggestion of something Joan-Crawford-like? ;-)

And do remember, girlfriend, that speaking of ones boyfriend, or even husband, doesn't necessarily mean "straight" either.

Gee, how can I remind myself that there are bi women who are partnered with men? Maybe rfrench can remind me sometimes! Hah! No, I did put the "Plus it does not successfully signal not-bi" near the end there.

I suggest an I (heart) George W. t-shirt. ;)

What, after that pileup on abz6958 for suggesting that all married women are straight and all straight women are married, you're gonna start the same thing about Republicans? Don your asbestos undies, woman! ;-)