Oh, that's another GOOD rant. I grab myself in both hands when going down stairs. I gotta! And I'm fond of saying that when I jog I need the "Gothic Flying Buttresses Concrete Bra". If only they made such a thing. I think authors who make a point of what enormous knockers the character has are probably small-breasted themselves. (Perhaps vice versa, too, if I expand that to the whole body type. Slender, small-breasted waif-like character who never gets cold and is strong as an ox? Hmm.)

I also love how no female protagonist of any genre fiction book I have ever had the pleasure to encounter HAS CRAMPS. Most of 'em don't even BLEED. The female authors, at least, should know better!