I'd say I feel shortchanged, but I imported a whole gaggle of people to enjoy the experience with me, so it wasn't nearly as clinical as #2. (Besides which, you have to giggle when your piercer introduces herself as "Karen Hurt".)

Now, of course, I have to get my nipples re-done. (I took the jewelry out a few years back when it was beginning to grow out & generally be a pain. I miss it.)