Every so often I have an idea for something I'd like to write. [...] I'm positive Dave Barry could turn some of these ideas into very humorous columns. He can write in such a way that his readers recognize themselves and laugh. I think that's amazing, a true gift. Alas, I have no such skill.

"Act as if ye have faith, and faith ye shall be given. In other words, fake it until you make it." (Stolen from the tv show, The West Wing)

You can always write down the ideas, and then write up a full version later.