Dear So-and-So, It's Not Me, It's You
Dear CJ,
Patrick was so pleased yesterday, when you gave him those photos of yourself atop Half Dome with "I made it! THANK YOU PATRICK!" scribbled on them. Isn't it great when you can do something thoughtful, but simple and easy to execute, and it turns out that the recipient likes it very much?
Happily,
CJ
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Dear Wallet,
Several people who haven't seen me in a while have asked me about my flying. I think it's really time to get back in the air. But... but... I'm saving my pennies. What to do?
Apprehensively,
Feeling Pinched
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Dear Stomach,
I know a bagel with peanut butter at 5pm is not a good substitute for lunch at noon, but please accept my humble offering. It's the best I'm going to be able to do until I get out of here for dinner.
Hopefully,
The Hands and the Mouth
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Dear Doctor,
My period STILL. HASN'T. STOPPED. If you don't get in there and remove some pieces, I will go get someone else to do it.
Stubbornly,
Bloodied But Unbowed
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Dear Employer,
Excuse me? Password expiration? Listen, just because you may have hired a few complete morons is no reason to treat the rest of us like little children who need guidance. Treat people like they're stupid or irresponsible, and guess what you'll get?
Annoyed,
Your Employee (but Not Proud Of It)
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Dear Everybody,
It's definitely, not definately.
Pedantically,
Me
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Dear CJ,
Get off your butt and deal with your mail and bills! They won't wait forever... at least, you won't like the consequences if that's what happens.
Sternly,
Your Conscience
Patrick was so pleased yesterday, when you gave him those photos of yourself atop Half Dome with "I made it! THANK YOU PATRICK!" scribbled on them. Isn't it great when you can do something thoughtful, but simple and easy to execute, and it turns out that the recipient likes it very much?
Happily,
CJ
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Dear Wallet,
Several people who haven't seen me in a while have asked me about my flying. I think it's really time to get back in the air. But... but... I'm saving my pennies. What to do?
Apprehensively,
Feeling Pinched
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Dear Stomach,
I know a bagel with peanut butter at 5pm is not a good substitute for lunch at noon, but please accept my humble offering. It's the best I'm going to be able to do until I get out of here for dinner.
Hopefully,
The Hands and the Mouth
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Dear Doctor,
My period STILL. HASN'T. STOPPED. If you don't get in there and remove some pieces, I will go get someone else to do it.
Stubbornly,
Bloodied But Unbowed
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Dear Employer,
Excuse me? Password expiration? Listen, just because you may have hired a few complete morons is no reason to treat the rest of us like little children who need guidance. Treat people like they're stupid or irresponsible, and guess what you'll get?
Annoyed,
Your Employee (but Not Proud Of It)
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Dear Everybody,
It's definitely, not definately.
Pedantically,
Me
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Dear CJ,
Get off your butt and deal with your mail and bills! They won't wait forever... at least, you won't like the consequences if that's what happens.
Sternly,
Your Conscience